This smells of a song picked up in a GAP dressing room as he reluctantly tried on a pair of new jeans: Duran Duran’s Rio.

Does anyone else read the gratuitous nudity and sexuality as a desperate attempt to mask a homosexual predilection? Duran Duran themselves are as pretty as the ladies featured in this and the interspersed shots of made-up ladies with equally made-up band members starts to read like a beauty pageant, with Duran Duran clearly pulling away in the “Beauty” category. I mean— did you see the hair? My suspicion is that Duran Duran’s curling irons were the only phalluses (phalli?) to see much action that day.